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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:33 pm

How does paper beat rock, exactly?? If I have a rock and you have some paper, you're going down. :-b
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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:38 pm

Lofunzo wrote:How does paper beat rock, exactly?? If I have a rock and you have some paper, you're going down. :-b


Paper wraps up rock. ;-)

In a real fight, gimme the rock too though. :-b
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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:43 pm

A long time ago, The Onion did a story about scissors defeating rock. It was one of the funniest articles I've ever read. They had quotes and everything. It's pretty old, but I have a paper copy of it at home. I can type it up if anyone's interested in reading it. It was pretty short.
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:58 pm

StlSluggers wrote:A long time ago, The Onion did a story about scissors defeating rock. It was one of the funniest articles I've ever read. They had quotes and everything. It's pretty old, but I have a paper copy of it at home. I can type it up if anyone's interested in reading it. It was pretty short.


As long as you have the time, I will gladly read it. ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:33 pm

same here i wanna read although i think scissors would waste rock cuz they would slash up rock
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Postby so0perspam » Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:50 pm

Rico The Retard wrote:same here i wanna read although i think scissors would waste rock cuz they would slash up rock


Interestoing logic Rico.... :-?
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:45 pm

i know i used my noggin
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