I'm "The Beaver"
That was my nickname on my slo-pitch team..... no idea why
Prison name: Skidmarks
Smurf name: Britney Smurf
Britney Smurf? Does that mean I get to "smurf" Britney, right in the smurfin parking lot? SMURF YEAH!
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."