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The key to long life (Joke)

by Andy1234 » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:14 am

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.

When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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by so0perspam » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:23 am

lol

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by Rico The Retard » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:30 am

haha lol

:-b

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by Madison » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:46 am

BOOM!

Lmao! :-b

:-b

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Sick of those who are hypocrites.
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....

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by irishdude103 » Fri Oct 08, 2004 3:45 pm

lol

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by SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:31 pm

LOL.

:-b

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by thetongueofire » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:25 pm

rofl.

;-D

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by JTWood » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:50 am

I can't believe I had to read that twice before I got it. I think I read it too quick the first time.

:-[

:-[

Hilarious! Even my wife liked it, and she's a sourpuss when it comes to Internet jokes.

;-D

;-D

;-D

<-- One from my wife.

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by raiders_umpire » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:45 pm

lol

;-D

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by Fireball Express » Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:52 am

I wonder what his farts were like!?!?!?! :-b

:-b

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