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Postby Andy1234 » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:14 am

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.

When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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Postby so0perspam » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:23 am

lol
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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:30 am

haha lol :-b
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:46 am

BOOM!

Lmao! :-b
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Postby irishdude103 » Fri Oct 08, 2004 3:45 pm

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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:31 pm

LOL. :-b
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:25 pm

rofl. ;-D
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby JTWood » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:50 am

I can't believe I had to read that twice before I got it. I think I read it too quick the first time.

:-[

Hilarious! Even my wife liked it, and she's a sourpuss when it comes to Internet jokes.

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Postby raiders_umpire » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:45 pm

lol ;-D
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Postby Fireball Express » Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:52 am

I wonder what his farts were like!?!?!?! :-b
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