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Postby Amazinz » Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:34 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:I'd like to say that the above suggestions are good ideas. I'd like to say that, but can't. It seems to me that the only way to go with this is to bring in a pair of edible panties for lunch. Then, eat them right in front of her. After you finish, suggestively lick your eyebrow and growl at her.

Not only won't she mock your lunchables from here on out, but she'll want to take you to prom.
I just wanted to note that this man is a teacher. 8-o Hope that doesn't happen in your school. :-)

There really should be some sort of psychological screening process for teachers. :-b
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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Oct 07, 2004 6:41 pm

This thread is awesome. :-b
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Oct 07, 2004 6:53 pm

Get your mommy to pack you a sandwich with some weird substances that no one knows what they are so then u can gross out all the girls with cooties. While your at it pack some jello, baby carrots(you need something healty), and paste(for a snack).
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Postby so0perspam » Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:41 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:Fantastic post :-b

I'm thinking a can of spam. That will show her you are a real man. Just a can of spam and a fork.



SPAM!!!!! ;-D ;-D ;-D The OBVIOUS solution. :-) :-) ;-) ;-)
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Postby so0perspam » Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:42 pm

Andy1234 wrote:Bring a big bowl of Rice Pudding and dump it on her head, that will show her for laughing at your pizza.

oh and some string cheese you could eat while you laugh at her.


lmao.... :-b
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:55 pm

Bring 6000 chicken fajitas and a sausage mcbiscuit. And bring your own chair. There's probably a shortage of chairs. And an ottoman. Sometimes my feet get tired.
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Postby Fireball Express » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:40 pm

I'm curious as to what this girl was eating for lunch.

Any Lunchable can't be cool. Sorry food is my life and livelyhood. I'd make fun of you too if you brought that in. %-6


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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:50 pm

Wait some more advice for ya: First off i think part of the reason the girl laughed at you was because you had a Pokemon T Shirt on...come on man you know this pokemon was like so last year, the first thing u need to do is get a Yugioh shirt(which is very in) and that girl mite give u some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. IF that doesnt work just go to McDonalds and buy some chicken selects and imitate what they do on those commercials like talking to yourself and telling imaginary people to stay away from your chicken selects, that mite scare some people away from you thinking your crazy so then no one will bother you.
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Postby so0perspam » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:56 pm

Fireball Express wrote:I'm curious as to what this girl was eating for lunch.

Any Lunchable can't be cool. Sorry food is my life and livelyhood. I'd make fun of you too if you brought that in. %-6


Any chance that the bus you ride is a short bus?


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Rico The Retard wrote:Wait some more advice for ya: First off i think part of the reason the girl laughed at you was because you had a Pokemon T Shirt on...come on man you know this pokemon was like so last year, the first thing u need to do is get a Yugioh shirt(which is very in) and that girl mite give u some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. IF that doesnt work just go to McDonalds and buy some chicken selects and imitate what they do on those commercials like talking to yourself and telling imaginary people to stay away from your chicken selects, that mite scare some people away from you thinking your crazy so then no one will bother you.


Ahahaha, lmao Rico. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Postby Madison » Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:59 pm

Amazinz wrote:
Pogotheostrich wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:I'd like to say that the above suggestions are good ideas. I'd like to say that, but can't. It seems to me that the only way to go with this is to bring in a pair of edible panties for lunch. Then, eat them right in front of her. After you finish, suggestively lick your eyebrow and growl at her.

Not only won't she mock your lunchables from here on out, but she'll want to take you to prom.
I just wanted to note that this man is a teacher. 8-o Hope that doesn't happen in your school. :-)

There really should be some sort of psychological screening process for teachers. :-b


Scary indeed........ :-o

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