Okay, so I'm always late for my bus in the morning so I can never really get everything ready in time. So I buy these wicked Lunchable's pizzas, a snack pack and a freaking Capri Sun.
School was boring as usual but it was cool cause I wasn't even gonna go the next day, so anyway I went to lunch with my Lunchable (mistakenly) in hand as well as my snack pack, all the while rockin' my new Pokemon shirt my mom bought for me at Wal-Mart. I sit down at my table with a few of my chums and begin to chow down hardcore, but lo and behold MY lunch wasnt good enough for the people who were at the other end of the table. Can you believe some stupid female had the nerve to giggle and tell me I was a sissy for bringing lunchables pizza and that I deserved a beating for doing so? The nerve of some people..
So the question is this; What Lunchable do I bring on Monday to show this ho up - lunchtime style?
I agree with the girl. You should be beaten regularly.
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I'm guessing high school, since you missed the bus?
A DragonBallZ shirt, a corn dog, fruit cup, and an ice cream bar would get her attention. Lol.
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After thinking (and a few more chuckles), a can of vienna sausages would work. Bring some string cheese too like Mookie suggested. Lol.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
I'd like to say that the above suggestions are good ideas. I'd like to say that, but can't. It seems to me that the only way to go with this is to bring in a pair of edible panties for lunch. Then, eat them right in front of her. After you finish, suggestively lick your eyebrow and growl at her.
Not only won't she mock your lunchables from here on out, but she'll want to take you to prom.
Absolutely Adequate wrote:I'd like to say that the above suggestions are good ideas. I'd like to say that, but can't. It seems to me that the only way to go with this is to bring in a pair of edible panties for lunch. Then, eat them right in front of her. After you finish, suggestively lick your eyebrow and growl at her.
Not only won't she mock your lunchables from here on out, but she'll want to take you to prom.
I just wanted to note that this man is a teacher. Hope that doesn't happen in your school.
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