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RIP Rodney Dangerfield

Postby willieroe » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:42 pm

One day as I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy ... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

'm so ugly ... My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry .... We did everything we could ...But he pulled through.

I'm so ugly ... My mother had morning sickness ... AFTER I was born.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Once when I was lost ... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ... "Do you think we'll ever find them? He said, "I don't know kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror ... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"
He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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Postby JTWood » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:19 pm

He always had my respect.

It's a sad day in America when one of its bright lights is extinguished. Thanks for the great laughs, Rodney.

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Postby stomperrob » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:44 pm

His manic personality in his movies always made me laugh. Farewell to a great one!
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Postby pomplona's finest » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:49 pm

A true loss, RDF will be missed. :,-(
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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:53 pm

He brought many laughs to many people. Sad to hear of his passing.

RIP Rodney. :,-(
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Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:57 pm

RIP Rodney :,-(
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Postby DK » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:19 pm

"One time I got on an elevator, the guy looked at me and said, 'Basement?'"

RIP Mr. Dangerfield. Respectfully. :,-(
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Postby thetongueofire » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:46 pm

RIP. :-/
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby so0perspam » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:58 pm

RIP :,-(
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Postby Mugrila » Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:21 pm

not a very good week. RIP Rodney :,-(
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