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Postby thetongueofire » Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:35 pm

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive hearth attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him
all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started runing all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under
all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive!
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Postby so0perspam » Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:36 pm

Ahahaha :-D :-D



I wonder what happens after that though. :-b
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:37 pm

lmao ive heard another version of that joke before :-D ;-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:39 pm

So0peRsPam wrote:Ahahaha :-D :-D



I wonder what happens after that though. :-b



umm....howbout a nice chick fight, i'll bring the mud :-D :-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:23 pm

Lol. :-b Cute. ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:30 pm

Very funny. ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:04 pm

lol
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:53 pm

Funny ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:59 pm

good one ;-D
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Postby pomplona's finest » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:19 pm

very nice joke tongue ;-D
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