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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:49 pm

Has anyone else heard about Pedro Martinez travelling with a midget from the Dominican?

I heard about it on the Howard Stern show this morning and found one article about it.

http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3047228

Apparently he travels with Pedro and he brought him into the clubhouse and into the manager's office yesterday after saying that the Yankee's were his "Daddy".

Is he losing it?
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Postby Rico The Retard » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:06 pm

ha that article is funny. Damon does nude pull up, lmfao
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Postby thetongueofire » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:10 pm

pedro's "buddy" is the third-shortest person on earth. 8-o

anyways, i like the sox as they are now: superfreaky. ;-D
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Postby nsulham » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:12 pm

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Pedro: "My friend is Nelson. His name is Nelson. He's 36 years old. He's from the Dominican Republic and very funny character, and very animated. Everybody's happy with him. He's our lucky charm now. Now a days. The guys are falling in love with him."

CBS-4's Dan Roche to Nelson: "How do you feel about being the lucky charm of the Boston Red Sox?

Nelson: "Se siente mejor"

DR to Pedro: "What'd he say?"

PM: "He say it feels better, to be the lucky charm."

DR: "How did you two meet?"

Nelson: Aqui (after Pedro asked him in Spanish)

PR: "We met through Franklin's friend in Providence. Since then we became friends and I hang out with him now."

DR: "What would you like to say to Red Sox fans out there?" (Pedro translates in Spanish)

Nelson: "Bueno... estancia fuerte."

DR: "What'd he say?"

PM: "He went like that (made a muscle), it means he wants them to stay strong and actually keep rooting. That's pretty much what he meant."

DR to Nelson: "What would it mean to win a World Series, see Pedro especially win a World Series?"

PM (after listening to Nelson): "He wants us to continue to win more and more, and become champions."

DR: "Great (Nelson said word) Bueno."

Nelson: "Bueno"
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Postby nsulham » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:16 pm

Hell, if this helps Pedro get back up to 95 on the gun and become the '99 Pedro, I say sign Nelson to a contract and have him jump up and down on the scoreboard screen. A Rally Midget, if you will.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:21 pm

Damn! Did they shrink Otis Nixon???
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Postby thetongueofire » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:22 pm

rally midget lol.
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby j7 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:59 pm

wow, i've seen Nelson on Telemundo before. Pedro isn't kidding when he says he's animated... that guy is about a foot tall and has the craziest dance moves ever! seriously, redsox should put him on the scoreboard for the rally midget hehe
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Postby Strasil42 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:07 pm

haha, pedros a freak.
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Postby thomasps3 » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:40 am

This has got to be the funniest thing i have ever seen. Rally monkey? Forget it...Rally Midget is the key!!!!!!!!

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