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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:13 pm

this was in the sox forum...i think tis funy enough to be here too
thetongueofire wrote:A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army.

While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a sever offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they were sentenced to death!

With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my 1st wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you one wish before your whipping".

The cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.

The Yankees fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by himself), and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Yankee fan crying like a baby.

The Red Sox fan was the last up ( he had finished off the crate- given his allegiance, who could blame him), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the world. For this you may have 2 wishes"

"Thanks, your most royal highness'" the Red Sox fan replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes".

"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very brave," said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Shiek asks..

To which the Red Sox fan replied... "Tie the Yankee fan to my back."


hope it hasnt already been down here

if it has, i'm sorry
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yay! sox win!!!
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Postby irishdude103 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:13 pm

no it hasn't i laughed so hard, lol
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Postby so0perspam » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:13 pm

Seen it, done it. :-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:15 pm

So0peRsPam wrote:Seen it, done it. :-D


well, not everyone visits the sox forum

they should as its a cool place to hang out
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Postby Rico The Retard » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:18 pm

lmao oh man that is a good one
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Postby Lofunzo » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:32 am

Very funny although I question how the Sox could be considered the greatest baseball team in the world. 8-o :-?
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Postby Madison » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:37 am

Lol. :-b Funny stuff. ;-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:41 pm

Sox FANatic001 wrote:
So0peRsPam wrote:Seen it, done it. :-D


well, not everyone visits the sox forum

they should as its a cool place to hang out


yep cos theres actually a couple of PEOPLE in the Red Sox forum (sometimes). ;-D

someone told me that joke a couple of years ago and its still totally hilarious.... :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:02 pm

:-? ...not really sure I thought that was funny....especially the Cubbie part... :-o

LMAO.... ;-D
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Postby The Cubanmadman » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:24 pm

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