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Postby JTWood » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:53 pm

To Whom It May Concern,

I hope the following is of good use to you.

How to Clean Your Toilet In 9 Easy Steps
  1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

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  4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
  6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
  9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Signed,

The Dog

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Postby Madison » Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:53 pm

Lmao! :-D Too funny! :-b
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Postby DaQ » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:37 pm

lol :-b
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:55 pm

That's great. ;-D
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Postby Fireball Express » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:21 pm

My dog and I both think that's real funny!!!! :-)
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Postby so0perspam » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:25 pm

Niceeee one!!! LOL :-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:40 pm

rofl. ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:53 am

lol
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:13 am

ROFLMAO...... ;-D
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Postby JTWood » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:50 am

DieHardCubbie wrote:ROFLMAO...... ;-D

So is he...

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