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Postby Pogotheostrich » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:11 am

It is old but it was forwarded to me today so I thought I would share.

Four Major League Baseball fans went rock climbing: a Yankee fan, a Red Sox
fan, a Cubs fan, and a Cardinal fan. They had been arguing all the way up
the mountain about who amongst them loved their team more and was the most
"diehard" fan.


The argument grew hotter and hotter and the four fans grew more and more
agitated. Such was the emotion that upon reaching the top of the mountain,
the Yankee fan proclaimed loudly and earnestly to the other three, "This is
for the New York Yankees!" and without a moments hesitation threw himself
off the mountain. The supreme sacrifice!


Not to be outdone by a Yankee fan, the Red Sox fan jumped up and cried out,
"This is for the Boston Red Sox!" and quickly threw himself off the
mountain, also willing to sacrifice himself to prove his devotion to his
team.


Refusing to be outdone by the Yankee and Red Sox fans, the Cardinal fan rose
to his feet, summoned up every ounce of his courage, and yelled at the top
of his lungs, "This is for the St. Louis Cardinals!" and without a moment's
hesitation, shoved the Cubs fan off the mountain.
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:42 am

lol those jokes are classics but here in Red Sox Nation we have a different version:

Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.
On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.

As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top.

Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain.

Suddenly the Red Sox fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Yankees fan off .
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby irishdude103 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:40 pm

lol
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Postby so0perspam » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:57 pm

thetongueofire wrote:lol those jokes are classics but here in Red Sox Nation we have a different version:

Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.
On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.

As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top.

Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain.

Suddenly the Red Sox fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Yankees fan off .


Lmao, ahaha I can't get enough! ;-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:34 pm

Classic. ;-D
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