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Postby Andy1234 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:39 am

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom? " one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "YOU ASSHOLE, IT'S TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!"
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:36 am

:-B ....LMAO.... ;-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:31 am

lol. :-D
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby Madison » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:38 am

LMAO!!!!!!!! :-D :-b :*)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-b

That's great! ;-D
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Postby so0perspam » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:55 am

LOL :-o
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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:03 pm

lmao
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:38 pm

LOL ;-D :-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:19 pm

lol
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