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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:32 pm

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little fireside chat......

He says "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother and said, 'Here -
try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'
So I replied, Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
> > > >> >
"Hmmm," says Mike. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on his
honeymoon, Mike takes off his pants and says to Karen, "Here try these on."
> > > >> >
So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."

So Mike says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will and
I don't want you to ever forget that."
> > > >> >
Then Karen takes off her pants and hands them to Mike and says, "Here you try
on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
> > > >> >
So Karen says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you
never will."
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Postby Madison » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:29 pm

Lmao! :-b

Good one. ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:36 am

LMAO.... ;-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:04 am

ROFL......that's a classic. ;-D
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Postby DK » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:23 pm

Lmao! :D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:51 pm

LMAO ;-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:02 pm

rofl. ;-D
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby so0perspam » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:44 pm

LOL. :-D
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Postby warrick95 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:51 pm

LOL! ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:27 pm

lmao
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