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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:14 pm

Bear Hunting

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear has his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.

Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly has his way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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Postby Madison » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:17 pm

Seen it, but funny stuff nonetheless. Lol. :-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:18 pm

Madison wrote:Seen it, but funny stuff nonetheless. Lol. :-D

I post them as I get them. That's the best I can do.
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:47 pm

lol.
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Postby Madison » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:03 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
Madison wrote:Seen it, but funny stuff nonetheless. Lol. :-D

I post them as I get them. That's the best I can do.


No worries :-) ! Jokes are always cool. ;-D
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Postby so0perspam » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:39 pm

Ahaha. Nice one. :-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:52 pm

lol
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Postby LBJackal » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:42 am

Never heard that one - pretty clever! ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:04 am

Rico....how was that last trip to Alaska... :-?

LOL...good one... ;-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:11 pm

thats a good one!!!
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