One day a young boy went to his father and said, "Daddy, can i ask you a question?"
"Sure," replied his father, "Shoot!"
"Well... i was just wondering; Is god a boy or a girl?"
"hmm," thought the father, who didnt want to make the boy sexist, "Hes neither son."
"OK, so is god black or white," questioned the inquiring child.
"Err...hes both sonny." replied the father, not wanting to be racist.
After a long pause the son spoke up again, "one more question daddy...is Micheal Jackson god?"
heres a nice pic of him =D
home alone with micheal jackson
Im not as dumb as you look...