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Postby warswithcheezewizz » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:22 am

One day a young boy went to his father and said, "Daddy, can i ask you a question?"

"Sure," replied his father, "Shoot!"

"Well... i was just wondering; Is god a boy or a girl?"

"hmm," thought the father, who didnt want to make the boy sexist, "Hes neither son."

"OK, so is god black or white," questioned the inquiring child.

"Err...hes both sonny." replied the father, not wanting to be racist.

After a long pause the son spoke up again, "one more question daddy...is Micheal Jackson god?"

eheh..

heres a nice pic of him =D

home alone with micheal jackson

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Postby Madison » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:25 am

Welcome to the Cafe' Warswithcheezewizz! ;-D
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Postby so0perspam » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:06 am

Madison wrote:Welcome to the Cafe' Warswithcheezewizz! ;-D


Preach ;-D . I've heard that joke before but never seen that picture, nice one :-)
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:20 am

An MJ joke that starts out with, "One day a young boy...". That's never a good sign :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:10 am

That's got to be one of the most unusual first posts in the history of the cafe. ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:02 am

Mookie4ever wrote:That's got to be one of the most unusual first posts in the history of the cafe. ;-D


very true.... :-)

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Postby thetongueofire » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:24 am

lol welcome to the jungle warswithcheezewizz. ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:38 pm

Welcome warwithcheezwiz
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Postby pomplona's finest » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:07 pm

Welcome to the warm ocean of love! :-B

I've heard this one a lot, but the picture accompanyment(sp) was nice. ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:05 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:That's got to be one of the most unusual first posts in the history of the cafe. ;-D
yeah welcome dude
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