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Postby Madison » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:34 pm

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks, we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but nooooo, you had to go and eat someone they would miss!"


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Postby pomplona's finest » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:58 pm

good one mad ;-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:20 pm

lol nice one. ;-D
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Postby so0perspam » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:15 pm

Haha :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:59 am

LOL...nice one Madison... ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:06 pm

lol
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Postby Fireball Express » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:19 am

I've ate a few secretaries in my day! ;-)
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:59 pm

Fireball Express wrote:I've ate a few secretaries in my day! ;-)


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Postby LBJackal » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:11 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:I've ate a few secretaries in my day! ;-)


LMAO


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Postby kimchi_chigae » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:11 pm

that's very funny ;-D :-D :-D :-D
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