i dunno how many people have seen this one before but heres a pretty nice gag:
go to google, type in "weapons of mass destruction" and click on i'm feeling lucky.
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]