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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:02 pm

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino
went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the
panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father... during World War II, a
beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy.
So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son!
And you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger.
However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act
that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are
indeed forgiven." "Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind.
But I do have one more question..."
"And what is that?" said the priest.......................
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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Re: AN ITALIAN STORY (JOKE)

Postby KULCAT » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:08 pm

Lofunzo wrote:An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino
went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the
panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father... during World War II, a
beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy.
So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son!
And you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger.
However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act
that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are
indeed forgiven." "Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind.
But I do have one more question..."
"And what is that?" said the priest.......................
"Should I tell her the war is over?"


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Postby StlSluggers » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:18 pm

That's awful!

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Postby pomplona's finest » Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:32 pm

nice one :-b
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Postby Madison » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:43 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

:-D :-b :*)
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Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby thetongueofire » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:17 pm

lol. ;-D
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Postby DK » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:35 pm

Lmao!
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Postby irishdude103 » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:35 pm

lol
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:53 pm

very Funny Lo :-D :-D :-D
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Postby so0perspam » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:34 pm

Nice one ;-D
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