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Postby thetongueofire » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:56 pm

A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid.", answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was
her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make
$50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and
the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a
couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause.

"Uh.. is this 832-4821?"

:-D !+) :-D
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Postby Madison » Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:15 pm

Lmao! :-D That's one heck of a wrong number. Lol. :-b
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Postby Fireball Express » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:01 pm

That's funny.

Tell you the truth when people ask for my number I sometimes screw it up. I'm single and live alone. I never have to call myself.lol. :-]
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Postby irishdude103 » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:23 pm

lol
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Postby perlick29 » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:37 pm

That's a good one tongue. Hadn't heard it before.
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Postby raiders_umpire » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:13 pm

good one ;-D ;-D
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Postby DaQ » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:10 pm

lol :-b :-b :-b
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Postby eftda » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:35 pm

hehe :-D
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Postby bunyan » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:40 pm

haha
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Postby so0perspam » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:52 pm

oops :-b .... nice one ;-D
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