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Re: 49 Things You'd Never Know Without TV

Postby knapplc » Mon May 08, 2006 10:42 am

kimchi_chigae wrote:1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
2. Beds have strange L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.


These two are the best. ;-D
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Postby 1337_Dude » Mon May 08, 2006 11:11 am

Hah... that's some good stuff. I found these two pretty great.

16. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
23. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon May 08, 2006 11:25 am

20. All single women have a cat.
31. When they are alone, all foreigners somehow prefer to speak English to each other.

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Postby bigh0rt » Mon May 08, 2006 12:21 pm

Very funny :-b
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Postby WickedSmaat » Mon May 08, 2006 12:37 pm

I usually always use the fridge as a light at night because if I turned on the kitchen light, it'd be way to bright for my eyes.
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Postby acsguitar » Mon May 08, 2006 2:46 pm

Kill your TV
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby teddy ballgame » Mon May 08, 2006 3:18 pm

:-b ;-D Good find.
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon May 08, 2006 4:25 pm

that was good. ;-D
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Postby chadlincoln » Mon May 08, 2006 4:57 pm

Great post. ;-D ;-D
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Postby LooseCannon » Mon May 08, 2006 5:01 pm

My favorite:

23. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
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