49 Things You'd Never Know Without TV

[knapplc]

1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
2. Beds have strange L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

These two are the best.

[1337_Dude]

Hah... that's some good stuff. I found these two pretty great.

16. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
23. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

[Dan Lambskin]

20. All single women have a cat.
31. When they are alone, all foreigners somehow prefer to speak English to each other.

[bigh0rt]

Very funny

[WickedSmaat]

I usually always use the fridge as a light at night because if I turned on the kitchen light, it'd be way to bright for my eyes.

[acsguitar]

Kill your TV

[teddy ballgame]

Good find.

[curious_george_43545]

that was good.

[chadlincoln]

Great post.

[LooseCannon]

My favorite:

23. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.