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pbeall100281 · by **pbeall100281** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:52 am

I'm not sure which forum to put this in but I though this post from a message board in a league I'm in was creative(each player mentioned are on opposing top 2 teams):

"13-12? You got lucky Ed. Nope, next time (if there is a next time for your team) there will be no weak ass stats from Bernie Williams or zero save performances; only an ass whooping by 8 players at the top of their game and Nomar:)

And then there is my Gandalf like Pitching Staff, where I can start 3 SPs with ERAs all under 2,98 for the month and Schilling who is at 3.14 because he likes pie with low whipping cream at 1.05. You Ed, have one rich Hardonen under three but hey! You gots my dogg, Loaiza who now spends all his time in the pen. Prior notice- he will be back in form by semifinal.
My Colon may have cancer but who cares, I have a Big Johnson.
Jeff "Dream" Weaver make give you pleasantly exciting thoughts of victory at night but another one of his league leading 22+ quality starts will surely turn your Wood soft. Mill-your-wood all you like but, your team will never achieve full Booner after my Madd ox rages on you Foulkes. Morr is better you say? ok, Tho me thinks Scott is done Rolen alawn although that Suzuki should ride for the record.

This months Beckett says his value is rising but...Podsednik

."

by **pomplona's finest** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:18 am

pretty creative, but I didnt understand it at times :-?

by **Madison** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:24 am

I give him a thumbs up for the creativeness. ;-D

Now go kick the snot out of him. }:-)

by **DieHardCubbie** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:53 am

LOL....pretty creative post..... ;-D

But I agree with Mad....go kick the snot out of him..... ;-D

by **Mookie4ever** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:38 am

hehe, kick him in his Big Johnson.

by **Pogotheostrich** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:17 am

pbeall100281 wrote:I'm not sure which forum to put this in but I though this post from a message board in a league I'm in was creative(each player mentioned are on opposing top 2 teams):

"13-12? You got lucky Ed. Nope, next time (if there is a next time for your team) there will be no weak ass stats from Bernie Williams or zero save performances; only an ass whooping by 8 players at the top of their game and Nomar:)

And then there is my Gandalf like Pitching Staff, where I can start 3 SPs with ERAs all under 2,98 for the month and Schilling who is at 3.14 because he likes pie with low whipping cream at 1.05. You Ed, have one rich Hardonen under three but hey! You gots my dogg, Loaiza who now spends all his time in the pen. Prior notice- he will be back in form by semifinal.
My Colon may have cancer but who cares, I have a Big Johnson.
Jeff "Dream" Weaver make give you pleasantly exciting thoughts of victory at night but another one of his league leading 22+ quality starts will surely turn your Wood soft. Mill-your-wood all you like but, your team will never achieve full Booner after my Madd ox rages on you Foulkes. Morr is better you say? ok, Tho me thinks Scott is done Rolen alawn although that Suzuki should ride for the record.

This months Beckett says his value is rising but...Podsednik

."

Are you playing Jim Rome this week? :-D