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Postby Madison » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:20 pm

I got thrown out of a bar in New York city.

Now when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean somebody asked me to leave, we walked to the door together, I said "bye everybody, I gotta go"...... 6 bouncers hurled me out of the nightclub like I was a frisbee.

So a cop shows up and at that point I had the right to remain silent....but I didn't have the ability. :*)

This cop says "Mr. White, you are being charged with Drunk In Public".

I was like "Hey...hey...hey....I was drunk in a bar...... They....threw me...into public........ I don't wanna be drunk in public.....I wanna be drunk in a bar.....which is perfectly legal. Arrest them".

-Ron White


Lmao! :-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:21 pm

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Postby Baseballer02 » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:22 pm

It's not as funny reading it as it is watching and listening to him stress the puhb-LICK.
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Postby Madison » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:23 pm

Baseballer02 wrote:It's not as funny reading it as it is watching and listening to him stress the puhb-LICK.


Yeah, but I had to try to share the laughter for those who haven't seen or heard it. :-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:43 pm

Madison wrote:
Baseballer02 wrote:It's not as funny reading it as it is watching and listening to him stress the puhb-LICK.


Yeah, but I had to try to share the laughter for those who haven't seen or heard it. :-D

That whole tour was one of the funniest shows I've seen in years.

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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:25 pm

lmao :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:19 pm

LMAO.....I love Ron Whites comedy... ;-D
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