Now when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean somebody asked me to leave, we walked to the door together, I said "bye everybody, I gotta go"...... 6 bouncers hurled me out of the nightclub like I was a frisbee.
So a cop shows up and at that point I had the right to remain silent....but I didn't have the ability.
This cop says "Mr. White, you are being charged with Drunk In Public".
I was like "Hey...hey...hey....I was drunk in a bar...... They....threw me...into public........ I don't wanna be drunk in public.....I wanna be drunk in a bar.....which is perfectly legal. Arrest them".
-Ron White
Lmao!
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Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Baseballer02 wrote:It's not as funny reading it as it is watching and listening to him stress the puhb-LICK.
Yeah, but I had to try to share the laughter for those who haven't seen or heard it.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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by Madison » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:20 pm 
