I got thrown out of a bar in New York city.
Now when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean somebody asked me to leave, we walked to the door together, I said "bye everybody, I gotta go"...... 6 bouncers hurled me out of the nightclub like I was a frisbee.
So a cop shows up and at that point I had the right to remain silent....but I didn't have the ability.
This cop says "Mr. White, you are being charged with Drunk In Public".
I was like "Hey...hey...hey....I was drunk in a bar...... They....threw me...into public........ I don't wanna be drunk in public.....I wanna be drunk in a bar.....which is perfectly legal. Arrest them".