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Postby Madison » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:00 pm

I saw something today that came close to truth in advertising.

The DeBeers people are almost saying what they really mean cuz the old slogan was "Diamonds are forever", then they changed it to "This year.........take her breath away". The new slogan is "Diamonds......render her speechless."

Why don't they just go ahead and say it?

"DIAMONDS.........THAT'LL SHUT HER UP!!!!!!!"

-Ron White


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Postby ensanimal » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:04 pm

LOL
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Postby Baseballer02 » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:21 pm

His act on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and his Drunk In Public stand-up performance are both hilarious.


I think he actually is drunk when he's on stage.
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Postby StlSluggers » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:42 pm

He looks retarded on the new Blue Collar TV.

He combed his hair!!!

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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:26 pm

lmao i saw that one
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Re: Ron White quote #1

Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:20 pm

Madison wrote:
I saw something today that came close to truth in advertising.

The DeBeers people are almost saying what they really mean cuz the old slogan was "Diamonds are forever", then they changed it to "This year.........take her breath away". The new slogan is "Diamonds......render her speechless."

Why don't they just go ahead and say it?

"DIAMONDS.........THAT'LL SHUT HER UP!!!!!!!"

-Ron White


:-D


So let me get this right....Diamonds=Alimony.... :-?
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