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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:18 pm

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental -$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

No wonder men are happier (but yet we don't live longer...)
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:27 pm

It is good to be a man... ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:32 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:It is good to be a man... ;-D

i hear ya
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Postby Super GM » Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:25 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:It is good to be a man... ;-D
Amen ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:30 pm

you like too talk about men a lot dont you stl....anyway yup where happier ;-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:35 pm

Rico The Retard wrote:you like too talk about men a lot dont you stl....anyway yup where happier ;-D

I talk about women, too. Does this mean I go both ways? I'm so confused.

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Postby Rico The Retard » Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:11 pm

that might mean your bi
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Postby Madison » Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:24 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:It is good to be a man... ;-D


Most definitely. ;-D
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby JTWood » Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:30 pm

Rico The Retard wrote:that might mean your bi

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Postby LBJackal » Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:10 am

It's good being a man. No worries about appearance, and we don't have to have babies. Does it get any better? Oh yeah, we can drink beer whenever we want without worrying about the beer gut we're developing (or maintaining, depending on your age).

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