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by **Madison** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:39 am

LBJackal wrote:And BTW, can I have another white russian? The 15 drinks I've had so far tonight just hav't done the trick yet

Note to self: don't have beers after the front 9 and attempt to drive a golf cart on the back nine. It isn't a financially sound decision.

15?

Here's one on the house. ;-)

Well.....you can only do so much damage on a golf cart, right? :-o

Lol.

by **Lofunzo** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 10:41 am

Beer and Jackass stunts don't mix. :-°

by **mikcou** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 1:29 pm

LBJackal wrote:Note to self: don't have beers after the front 9 and attempt to drive a golf cart on the back nine. It isn't a financially sound decision.

Im guessing nothing good happened :-/

by **LBJackal** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 2:50 pm

mikcou wrote:
LBJackal wrote:Note to self: don't have beers after the front 9 and attempt to drive a golf cart on the back nine. It isn't a financially sound decision.

Im guessing nothing good happened

Well, my sig explains it pretty well. Since I was a man about it and actually paid the damages right away, they gave me 2 free rounds of golf, with a free power cart too :-o

what were they thinking.

I went in yesterday to have a look at the cart to make sure I knew what I was paying for, and it still had my scorecard clipped to the steering wheel. Along with a damaged roof, front bumper, armrest, and a few other things here and there. They only charged me $260. Thank God, because if it was deeper water they said they might have left the whole thing in there and fished it out after the season finished :-°

BTW: I wasn't drunk, I only had a beer with lunch which was well before "the incident". I don't drink and drive, so don't get the wrong idea about me.

by **DieHardCubbie** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 4:20 pm

LBJackal wrote:BTW: I wasn't drunk, I only had a beer with lunch which was well before "the incident".

Thats the story I would tell too.... :*)

But I gotta ask....with all the fairways and cart paths around...how did you manage to run into a river.... :-o

by **LBJackal** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:34 pm

There was a big downhill path, across the river, and when I came around the corner going way too fast, I had to hit the brakes so I didn't go past the bridge into the forest. I put the brakes on too hard, and lost all control of the cart. If there weren't loose ricks, on a downhill slope, coming around a corner, and if I wasn't going too fast, it wouldn't have happened. It's not like I was closing my eyes and driving, LOL. The first guy that worked at the course who showed up at the scene said he'd done the same thing, but on the right side of the bridge, not the left side. The right side has a bunch of metal poles so you don't fall into the river, but the left side just had a cliff :-[