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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:43 pm

Harry Peters went to the US Post Office to interview for a job.



The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"

"Yes, I served two tours in Vietnam."

"Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"

"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about10, and we'll get you started."

"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"

"Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that"
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Postby eftda » Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:13 pm

hehe :-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:34 pm

lmao
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Postby KPucks » Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:22 pm

hilarious!
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Postby Madison » Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:06 pm

Lol. :-D
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Postby jumpman8288 » Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:15 pm

Good one Lo ;-D :-b
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:14 am

LMAO.... ;-D
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