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Postby Rirruto » Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:43 pm

jumpman8288 wrote:
Rico The Retard wrote:welcome back dude B-)


In case you're wondering, Rico here provides the comic relief of the Cafe. He makes numerous retarded comments per day, which are almost always funny, and is now an important part of the Cafe.

People seem to like because he's polite and is rarely late. He enjoys eating ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell him that he has an I.Q. of 48, which some people would call "mentally retarded."


LOL, stay classy Jumpman8288 ;-D
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Postby LBJackal » Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:52 pm

[quote="Rirruto"]stay classy Jumpman8288[quote]

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Postby jbones733 » Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:00 am

welcoe back ZIG , could of used you during my whole Zito trade fiasco :-D
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Postby Zito is God » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:12 am

jbones733 wrote:welcoe back ZIG , could of used you during my whole Zito trade fiasco :-D


Whatever it was, listen to these simple words that I go by: The Zito Side Won! :-D
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Postby Super GM » Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:27 am

Well ZIG, you won't ever go unnoticed in the cafe! :-) Good to see you back! ;-D

As for the Retard.....well, he's living up to his name :-D
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Postby Arlo » Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:36 am

Oh yeah
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Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

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Postby AcidRock23 » Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:44 am

He DOES have a good outing under his belt now!! I finally gave up trying to guess when he wouldn't get killed and dumped him on waivers. I am in second and the first place team picked him up so I was hoping his 'production' (sic) would continue. The first week, Zito cost him a point in one category he'd won so I was elated but, when I noted the As score of 5-0 last night I was very concerned he might've yanked a CG out of his wazoo. He may come back yet and, given how tight the AL west has been, he may yet be a factor, both IRL AND FBL!!

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jbones733 wrote:welcoe back ZIG , could of used you during my whole Zito trade fiasco :-D


Whatever it was, listen to these simple words that I go by: The Zito Side Won! :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:36 pm

Zito is God wrote:
jbones733 wrote:welcoe back ZIG , could of used you during my whole Zito trade fiasco :-D


Whatever it was, listen to these simple words that I go by: The Zito Side Won! :-D


And he dives right back into giving out wonderful trade advice.... ;-7 .... :-b

Welcome back ZIG... ;-D
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Postby Zito is God » Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:45 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:
Zito is God wrote:
jbones733 wrote:welcoe back ZIG , could of used you during my whole Zito trade fiasco :-D


Whatever it was, listen to these simple words that I go by: The Zito Side Won! :-D


And he dives right back into giving out wonderful trade advice.... ;-7 .... :-b

Welcome back ZIG... ;-D


I don't think my tongue (or in this case, typing fingers) can EVER go against Zito. :-D
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:52 pm

We had a rule that in any Johan Santana thread it would take 2 pages tops before someone mentioned Zito is God. It was true nearly every time :-D . But since Santana is owning, I think it may be time for you to eat some humble pie. Im thinking a Johan Santana avatar and a "Johan is Satan" signature banner would be appropiate. :-b
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