In case you're wondering, Rico here provides the comic relief of the Cafe. He makes numerous retarded comments per day, which are almost always funny, and is now an important part of the Cafe.
People seem to like because he's polite and is rarely late. He enjoys eating ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell him that he has an I.Q. of 48, which some people would call "mentally retarded."
He DOES have a good outing under his belt now!! I finally gave up trying to guess when he wouldn't get killed and dumped him on waivers. I am in second and the first place team picked him up so I was hoping his 'production' (sic) would continue. The first week, Zito cost him a point in one category he'd won so I was elated but, when I noted the As score of 5-0 last night I was very concerned he might've yanked a CG out of his wazoo. He may come back yet and, given how tight the AL west has been, he may yet be a factor, both IRL AND FBL!!
Zito is God wrote:
jbones733 wrote:welcoe back ZIG , could of used you during my whole Zito trade fiasco
Whatever it was, listen to these simple words that I go by: The Zito Side Won!
We had a rule that in any Johan Santana thread it would take 2 pages tops before someone mentioned Zito is God. It was true nearly every time . But since Santana is owning, I think it may be time for you to eat some humble pie. Im thinking a Johan Santana avatar and a "Johan is Satan" signature banner would be appropiate.