Sounds like a Churchill quote to me
My favourite is:
"Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
"Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."
Another good one:
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
EDIT: Nevermind, It's Sinatra. But it sounds like something Churchill would have said.
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."