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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:00 pm

Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby - dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.

The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.

Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.

"He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."

A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.

Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.

"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."
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Postby jumpman8288 » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:35 pm

LMAO, that's hilarious. That's also a lot of beer for one bear to drink. 8-o
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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:47 pm

jumpman8288 wrote:LMAO, that's hilarious. That's also a lot of beer for one bear to drink. 8-o


I can do it. ;-)

Do you think that I should post this in the Politics forum?? I ask because even the bear doesn't like Busch. :-D
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Postby Madison » Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:34 pm

Lmao! :-D Great story and it's no surprise the bear returned. Who wouldn't come back for free beer? :-b
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:45 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
jumpman8288 wrote:LMAO, that's hilarious. That's also a lot of beer for one bear to drink. 8-o


I can do it. ;-)

Do you think that I should post this in the Politics forum?? I ask because even the bear doesn't like Busch. :-D


Now you did it. :-D

Wonder who will be the first one to call the bear a "dim"?
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Postby Rico The Retard » Wed Aug 18, 2004 6:23 pm

lmao funny story
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Postby irishdude103 » Wed Aug 18, 2004 6:29 pm

lol
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:11 pm

I would hate to be anywhere near that bear when it woke up with a hangover.... !+)

Funny story Lo.... ;-D
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Postby wkelly91 » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:20 pm

Ranier needs to hire him as their spokes Bear...

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Postby pomplona's finest » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:47 pm

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