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Postby nsulham » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:39 pm

They just showed an interview with him on Fox Sports Pittsburgh and he was talking about Barry Bonds.

Supposedly, Bonds "mistreated" Torres when he was a rookie with SF back in the day. Torres claims that Bonds would tell him to "Shut up, you're just a rookie" and in one case, when Torres was in the shower and it was full, Bonds came in, kicked him out and took over the shower and told him "What are you gonna do about it?"

The best part of it all? Torres actually said he CRIED HIMSELF TO SLEEP some nights over it. I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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Postby pomplona's finest » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:43 pm

Poor Salomon. :-b

The images I got in my head from reading this were damn funny. Bonds with a bathrobe on taunting Torres as he runs home, and he wimpers softly in his pillow and has nightmares of Barry.
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Postby ensanimal » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:45 pm

i'm sure he's not the only pitcher to cry himself to sleep having nightmares of barry. :,-( :,-( :-b
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Postby Rico The Retard » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:54 pm

when barry said "what are you going to do about it" torres shouldve said "i will tell everyone you have grown boobs from your roids" i bet ya that would make barry cry himself to sleep instead of torres
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Postby Rico The Retard » Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:16 pm

hey nsulham is there anywhere on the internet that they have the story or article i would like to read that it looks entertaining lol
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Postby nsulham » Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:20 pm

Sorry Rico, I saw it on TV. Don't know of any video on it or anything.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:44 am

Now before calling him a pansy, would you fight that steroid ridden muscle bound monster when you're some skinny pitcher? Id say hes smart. Though the part where he said I cried myself to sleep and pomps further description made me crack up.
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Postby Bloody Nipples » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:55 am

CubsFan7724 wrote:Now before calling him a pansy, would you fight that steroid ridden muscle bound monster when you're some skinny pitcher? Id say hes smart. Though the part where he said I cried myself to sleep and pomps further description made me crack up.


This was '93, back before he was huge and before he may or may not have taken steroids (I still am not convinced, but lets not get into that, please). Barry was still a normal sized speedster/slugger. I dont think Torrez had much stance in that clubhouse anyways. Do you know if this was before or after he pitched like sh*t against the dodgers to keep the giants out of the playoffs (even after winning 103 games, I might add)? If it was after, then I'd have kicked him out of the shower, too.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:57 am

Didn't realize Torres was that old. That was before Barry went on the roids heh. My mistake. Torres is a sissy girly french man unlike Travis Henry, who plays pro football with a broken leg.
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Postby jbones733 » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:59 am

lol, man thats funny stuff, always good to hear a nice bonds story
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