Morneau gonna play in Olympics?

[Armed and Hammered]

http://sports.yahoo.com/oly/baseball/news?slug=ap-justinmorneau_twins&prov=ap&type=lgns

[Tavish]

And I'll get that cookie to you sometime Tavish. I'll leave you with this IOU for now.

Promises, promises. Just make sure there are no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

[CubsFan7724]

"Thank you Ted, that was the joke." - a cookie to whoever can identify that quote.

Peter: Ok guys, we're playing Texas Hold'em
Ted Turner: Are aces high or low?
Peter: They go both ways.
Bill Gates: Heh, he said they go both ways.
Everyone but Ted: [laughing]
Ted Turner: Like a bisexual.
Michael Eisner: Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

Aww you beat me to it. Ted turner has an announcement to make. Hes just colorized the moon. ( )

[LBJackal]

What so you want this cookie? This cookie that I have hundreds of back at the office? ........... no.

I have an idea so genius that my head would explode if I even began to have the slightest ideawhat I was thinking about...........

[CubsFan7724]

Nice.
"Remember, guns dont kill people. Dangerous minorites do."

"If you cooked any slower, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you would need an egg calendar. Ya thats right. I went there."

"Well, I guess we know what kind of dog he is. A melancholy. HAHA. No wait, I should have said chiwawa..... I dont need to %$#*ing impress you."