"With Corey Koskie at bat in the eighth inning, Damaso Marte pitches."
Not to be a stickler.......... but Koskie and Marte are both lefties, not righties. I mean come on, if you're going to these lengths to re-enact games, at least be accurate with it. Painted-on uniforms would be nice too
Since it's the Twins thsi freak follows, I'm sure you'll all enjoy Johan's "painted on jeans"
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."