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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:50 pm

i think some of you guys need to go to the hottest female thread, maybe that will bring u back to your senses im getting worried about u guys :-o
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Postby Chopper » Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:51 pm

Think it might be time to start shifting my focus to the Football Cafe. Can't remember any threads like this one over there.

Whitehot, you may want to stay over here. Although...there are a couple guys over there that might.....uh.....never mind.
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Postby BobbyRoberto » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:12 pm

If you haven't seen Bat Girl's blog, it's funny as hell:

http://www.bat-girl.com/

And she just so happens to have a Minnesota Twins Hot or Not thing up, in which she mentions Johan Santana. I'm not one to judge guys for hotness, but she's a funny writer in general, so I usually check out her blog. She also provided a link to a thing about Kris Benson's nympho wife that was interesting.

If you're looking for something funny, check out this link from Bat Girl--it's a lego re-enactment of a ficticious brawl between the Twins and the Bitch Sox (her term for the hated White Sox). It's really funny and creative.

http://www.bat-girl.com/archives/000348.html#more
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Postby Lenny Dykstra » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:15 pm

I really don't think he's that attractive.....but....his ass turns me on quite a bit.i'm not gay or anything(not that there is anything wrong with that)if I had an ass like that I would never leave the house.: )
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Postby CrazyPooja90 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:16 pm

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Postby Amazinz » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:18 pm

Oh my. Someone please lock this thread. :-]
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Postby Fireball Express » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:18 pm

This whole thread just makes me want to vomit. :-P
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:59 pm

When I saw the title I would have bet even money that Rico started it............

And handsomness :-o aside, Johan is a JC Romero clone. Both lefties, and if I looked at a picture of either one, I wouldn't be able to tell which one was which.

The Yahoo pics aren't identical but when they both have the same goatee that looks like it took 2 hours to manicure, they're twins. And I guess they're Twins even when they don't shave the same :-b
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Postby AcidRock23 » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:04 am

I will have to say that I have not ever really checked Santana out, other than to pick him up off WAIVERS after I dropped him after he got smoked early in the year. Lines yes, goatee, who the heck cares.

I will say that http://www.bat-girl.com/archives/000348.html#more
makes me very relieved that I am in no way an insane baseball freak any more....
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Postby blankman » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:06 am

this is the creepiest thread I've ever seen :-o :-{
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