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by **Rico The Retard** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:06 am

I Interview famous people for a living. I interview Bud selig here. I will have a daily interview in this thread from now on please enjoy

Me- Do you have any idea what your doing

Bud- No but i can make a mean chocolate cake

Me- Do you know who is leading AL East

Bud- Ummmmmm The Rockies

Me- No sorry it is the Yankees

Bud- Who are they

Me- A team that wins alot

Bud- Ohh I see ill mark that down

Me- You do that

Bud- Well I got to go with my wife to The Red Lobster cuz its my birthday

Me- No its not

Bud- O ya its not

Me- Then Why ya goin, the all star game is tonight

Bud- Is it?? for what sport

Me- what sport are you the commisioner for

Bud-Baseball

Me- Bingo

Bud- Well so long Johnny

Me- My name aint johnny

Bud- whatever i dont have time to remember names im a busy man

Me- How are you busy

Bud- Im trying to beat the hi score on my super mario brothers game

Me- Arent you paying attention to baseball

Bud- No cuz if i do i wont win mario brothers

Me- Ok im just leaving

Bud- C ya dude

by **Lenny Dykstra** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:14 am

Ya see thats what I like about Bud.He has his finger on the pulse.

by **Madison** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:20 am

Am I the only one who is truely confused by that um.....interview? :-S

by **Rico The Retard** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:28 am

That Interview is one of many on a New feature at Fantasy Baseball Cafe, Rico The Retard's Daily Interview, I will be posting new interviews everyday for all of your enjoyment.

by **wrveres** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:30 am

I have always been told that replying actually incourages the ADD afflicted ..

please don't reply ! :-]

by **cwebb** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:38 am

I'd still like some of that chocolate cake...

by **Pogotheostrich** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:11 am

Rico The Retard wrote:That Interview is one of many on a New feature at Fantasy Baseball Cafe, Rico The Retard's Daily Interview, I will be posting new interviews everyday for all of your enjoyment.

I know you are a retard so you might want to look that word up. :-D

by **Super GM** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:50 am

cwebb wrote:I'd still like some of that chocolate cake...

Me too! Me too! Me hungry! :-D

by **Rico The Retard** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:17 am

Today I am interviewing Bartolo Colon

Me- Why are you so fat

Bart- Cuz I get my meals supersized at my local Mickey D's

Me- You should lay off the food

Bart- Never

Me- Why not?

Bart- Cuz it tastes so good

Me- Well you at least burn some weight off at the gym in the morning

Bart- I dont go to the gym in the morning

Me- What do you do then?

Bart- Watch Regis & Kelly, That kelly is hot grrrrrrr mamasita

Me- She would never go after a fat guy like you

Bart- I know but im rich so ill just pay her off

Me- Thats very nice of you

Bart- I know my mama said to always be a gentleman

Me- I dont think your mama told you to eat so much supersize value meals

Bart- She told me to eat my vegetables so i sat on her, I have no mama now

Me- Well im leaving chunky

Bart [food spits out of mouth] Who you calling chunky

Catch more of my interviews tomorrrow

by **irishdude103** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:00 pm

clap clap and who will u be interviewing tomm??

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