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Postby slomo007 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:47 am

jumpman8288 wrote:
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MAXIM
FHM
Stuff
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FHM, Maxim and Stuff on her favorite magazine lists??? 8-o 8-o


Wow, I repeat...how did a crappy pitcher like Benson get such a great wife. Too bad cloning isn't more advance yet. ;-)
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Postby Madison » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:57 am

Whodini: The Freaks Come out at Night:

[Chorus]
The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
(the freaks come out)
The freaks come out at night

Discos don't open till after dark
And it ain't till twelve till the party really starts
And I always had to be home by ten
Right before the fun was about to begin
Crowds of people lined up inside and out
Just one reason, to rock the house
But in the day time the streets was clear
You couldn't find a good freak anywhere, 'cause

[Chorus]

Now when freaks get dressed to go out at night
They like to wear leather jackets, chains and spikes
They wear rips and zippers all in their shirts
Real tight pants and fresh mini skirts
All kinds of colors runnin' through their hair
And you could just about find a freak anywhere
But then again, you could know someone all their life
But might not know they're a freak unless you see them at night, 'cause

[Chorus]

Now the party's jumpin', the place is packed
And when the crowd's like this, I'm ready to rap
But before I could bust a rhyme on the mic
Freaks are all over me like white on rice
Freaks come in all shapes, sizes and colors
But what I like about 'em most is that they're real good lovers
They do it in the park, they do it in the dark
But most freaks are known for breakin' hearts
You could never tell what a freak was thinkin' of
And you may never catch a freak without at least one glove
And they don't walk, when they step, they strut
And nine times out of ten they drive you nuts
But take my advice, you don't stand a chance
Freaks are so bad they got their own dance
So if you wanna live a nice quiet life
Do yourself a favor, don't come out at night, 'cause

[Chorus]

Hut one, hut two
Hut hut hut

[Chorus]


Am I old or what? :-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:58 am

where you gettin all these songs mad lol
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Postby CrazyPooja90 » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:13 pm

I guess now they'll be having sex in New York.

Lol.
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Postby ajgnydc722 » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:15 pm

CrazyPooja90 wrote:I guess now they'll be having sex in New York.

Lol.


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Postby Madison » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:17 pm

ajgnydc722 wrote:
CrazyPooja90 wrote:I guess now they'll be having sex in New York.

Lol.


:-b


Haha! :-D

I bet she's looking forward to it. Probably already picking out spots to um....visit..... O:-)

Lmao! :-b
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:39 pm

i'll take Anna every day of my life... just imagine what'll happen to Ms. Lima's "assets" a few years down the line. %-6

anyways i dont have that big of a thing about big boobs as other guys.... i like 'em... uhrm.. more "balanced". :-b
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Postby Rico The Retard » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:09 am

watch out for anna and kris making love in times square
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Postby irishdude103 » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:32 am

lol
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Postby jbones733 » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:26 am

good for Benson ;-D
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