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Postby Rico The Retard » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:38 am

A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President Bush and Colin Powell sitting together. He introduces himself and asks President Bush, "How goes the War effort, Sir?"
President Bush answers, "We're getting ready to kill 40 million Iraqi's and one blonde."

The guy asks in astonishment, "Why are you killing one blonde?"

President Bush turns to Colin Powell and says, "See, I told you people wouldn't care about the Iraqi's."
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Postby Madison » Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:54 am

Ouch. Lol. :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:06 am

Right wing logic at its best.... :-/
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Postby Fireball Express » Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:16 am

That should go in the Blonde Joke thread. :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:19 am

lol - sick but I chuckled

DieHardCubbie wrote:Right wing logic at its best.... :-/


at least you restrained yourself and didn't comment on a conservative named Rico the Retard
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Postby irishdude103 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:01 am

lol
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Postby thetongueofire » Sat Jul 24, 2004 9:38 pm

Bush sucks.
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby thetongueofire » Sat Jul 24, 2004 10:18 pm

at least the joke was funny.
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
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Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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