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Las Vegas (joke)

by Andy1234 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:00 am

A woman is on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It's her first time in a casino, so she asks a casino employee, "How does this work?"
The worker shows her how to insert a bill, how to hit the spin button, and to operate the machine's release handle.

"And where does the money come out?" the woman asks.

The casino employee smiles, motions to the far wall, and says, "Usually at the ATM."

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by jumpman8288 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:01 am

Lol, how true. Good one ;-D

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by irishdude103 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:01 am

lol

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by Rico The Retard » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:33 am

lol

:-b

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by DieHardCubbie » Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:41 am

WOW...a honest casino employee.... 8-o

8-o

Nice one Andy.... ;-D

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by Madison » Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:00 am

Hehehe.

!+)

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Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....

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by thetongueofire » Sat Jul 24, 2004 9:47 pm

lol

;-D

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Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]

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