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Postby Andy1234 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:00 am

A woman is on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It's her first time in a casino, so she asks a casino employee, "How does this work?"
The worker shows her how to insert a bill, how to hit the spin button, and to operate the machine's release handle.

"And where does the money come out?" the woman asks.

The casino employee smiles, motions to the far wall, and says, "Usually at the ATM."
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Postby jumpman8288 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:01 am

Lol, how true. Good one ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:01 am

lol
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Postby Rico The Retard » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:33 am

lol :-b
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:41 am

WOW...a honest casino employee.... 8-o
Nice one Andy.... ;-D
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Postby Madison » Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:00 am

Hehehe. !+)
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Postby thetongueofire » Sat Jul 24, 2004 9:47 pm

lol ;-D
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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