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Postby jumpman8288 » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:07 pm

In a magical forest, there's a magical frog. One day, he sees a bear chasing a beaver. Since he hasn't seen any animals besides them in a long time, he offers them each three wishes.

"I wish that all of the bears in this forest were females, except for me," wished Brute the Bear.

"I wish for a motorcycle helmet," wished Bobby the Beaver.

Brute thought to himself "What a stupid thing to wish for," and made his second wish. "I wish that all the bears in this country were females, except for me."

After that, Bobby wished for a motorcycle.

"What a waste of a wish," thought Brute. "For my last wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female, except for me."

For his last wish, Bobby said



"I wish Brute was a homosexual."
Last edited by jumpman8288 on Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:52 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby pomplona's finest » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:10 pm

;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:42 pm

:-B ......lol...
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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:26 pm

lol ive heard that one before thats a pretty good one
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Postby irishdude103 » Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:50 pm

lol
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Postby Madison » Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:52 am

Haha! :-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:04 am

lol :-b
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Postby cwebb » Sun Jul 25, 2004 6:40 am

Last time I heard that he wished the bear was homosexual... ;-)
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Postby jumpman8288 » Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:52 am

cwebb wrote:Last time I heard that he wished the bear was homosexual... ;-)


Damnit, I think that's it. I knew it should've been funnier...There, I edited it. Thanks for pointing that out cwebb ;-D
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