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by **jumpman8288** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:07 pm

In a magical forest, there's a magical frog. One day, he sees a bear chasing a beaver. Since he hasn't seen any animals besides them in a long time, he offers them each three wishes.

"I wish that all of the bears in this forest were females, except for me," wished Brute the Bear.

"I wish for a motorcycle helmet," wished Bobby the Beaver.

Brute thought to himself "What a stupid thing to wish for," and made his second wish. "I wish that all the bears in this country were females, except for me."

After that, Bobby wished for a motorcycle.

"What a waste of a wish," thought Brute. "For my last wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female, except for me."

For his last wish, Bobby said

"I wish Brute was a homosexual."