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Postby Members Only Jackets » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:52 pm

lofunzo--he's out today...damm. I'll try
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Jul 23, 2004 3:05 pm

Manny's the worst LF in all of baseball. i cheer whenever he catches a ball without dropping it. !+)

but being the best hitter in the AL makes up for it i think.... }:-)
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Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
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Postby max1889 » Fri Jul 23, 2004 3:13 pm

LOL man that catch had me cracking up. It might have been one of the best catches of his career, unfortunatly he cost the sox and Pedro a run. Darn funny though!
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Postby giants8307 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:48 am

I'm sure the Great Bambino must have had something to do with this.

Babe: (Whispering to Manny) "Manny: Johnny is throwing you the ball. Go dive for it like a mad man!"

Manny: "Yes, master."

(Manny dives into oblivion)
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Postby Precise » Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:14 am

LBJackal wrote:Look no further than your sig, mooch: how about Shaq's free throws? For somebody who would seriously win a lot of games with only one other player on his team (hell even if it was only JR Bremer or something) if he could shoot 75% from the line, he's horrible. There MUST be a way to get him to shoot above 55%. He gets $28M a season and they can't teach him to shoot a ball?!?!?!?!?


shaq brought in 3 championships. i'm not mad at him.
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Postby ocmusicjunkie » Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:46 am

So now the question remains: who has more anti-highlights, ManRam or Harvey? Baseball tonight was actually giving out the "Ken Harvey awards" one night this week. :-D

I'll never forget Sweeney being pegged in the back while he stood on 1st base. :-b
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Postby blankman » Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:40 am

CubsFan7724 wrote:Why the hell doesn't he DH all the time?


Because Ortiz sucks at 1B too ;-)
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:08 pm

Id rather have a sucky 1b then a sucky LF, the LF has to move around more and catch more balls. Ortiz just stands there and on a good day should just play catch with the rest of the infield. Of course if some balls go in the dirt there could be problems :-o
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Postby ocmusicjunkie » Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:48 pm

I think Boston's thug factor is just too high. It's not thug to field balls or play sound defense. Manny and Ortiz don't even know they play baseball... they just like crushing things.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Sat Jul 24, 2004 5:35 pm

ocmusicjunkie wrote:I think Boston's thug factor is just too high. It's not thug to field balls or play sound defense. Manny and Ortiz don't even know they play baseball... they just like crushing things.


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