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Postby ensanimal » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:02 pm

Shipwrecked


A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3
survivors: Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island
and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and
women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely
horrible about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both Damian
and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a
while nature once more took its inevitable course. Well, a couple more years
went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they
were doing.




So....................






........ They buried her.
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:13 pm

ahahahahhaa

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Postby jumpman8288 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:27 pm

LMAO, good one ;-D
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Postby DaQ » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:30 pm

LOL good one.

I am not the greatest at solving jokes, but if I'm right...neckropheliacs (sp) (means to have s*x w/ a dead person). LOL
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Postby irishdude103 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:57 pm

lol
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Postby pomplona's finest » Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:06 pm

:-)
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:12 pm

8-o ....So now what do they do..... :-?
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:30 pm

so now they have sex with each other
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Postby irishdude103 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:16 pm

Rico The Retard wrote:so now they have sex with each other
:-D shut up
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Postby Madison » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:43 pm

Lol. :-D
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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