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Postby CrazyPooja90 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:00 am

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CrazyPooja90 wrote:And then the first day starting, when he's on the mound, he winds up, then whips around and hurls his fastball at the NYY SS.


Rico The Retard wrote:that punk jeter


riiiigghtt, the most respected player in the game (check ESPN's poll) a punk. ;-7

You guys are just jealous of him ;-)


Uh-oh. Talk about intentionally hitting somebody, and talk of a "punk" in the same thread :-o

Jim Edmonds doesn't have anything to do with this, does he?


lol, why does no one outside of St. Louis not like him?
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Postby Madison » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:16 am

I have no problems with Edmonds. :-) I wasn't too happy drafting him this year due to his usual trip to the DL, but he's rewarded me nicely. :-) Plus, he showed a ton of class with the whole Zambrano incident. ;-D
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Postby Fireball Express » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:19 am

I actually thought of this too at one time. Too funny.

I also think it would be funny if a player get's plunked, causally trots to first base, then sucker punches the firstbaseman.
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Postby CrazyPooja90 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:20 am

Fireball Express wrote:I actually thought of this too at one time. Too funny.

I also think it would be funny if a player get's plunked, causally trots to first base, then sucker punches the firstbaseman.



:-D like Slugfest!
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Re: This would be hillarious

Postby LBJackal » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:22 am

CrazyPooja90 wrote:
LBJackal wrote:
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CrazyPooja90 wrote:And then the first day starting, when he's on the mound, he winds up, then whips around and hurls his fastball at the NYY SS.


Rico The Retard wrote:that punk jeter


riiiigghtt, the most respected player in the game (check ESPN's poll) a punk. ;-7

You guys are just jealous of him ;-)


Uh-oh. Talk about intentionally hitting somebody, and talk of a "punk" in the same thread :-o

Jim Edmonds doesn't have anything to do with this, does he?


lol, why does no one outside of St. Louis not like him?


Tavish, damn you and your estrogenical traitory!

And I don't have any problems with Edmonds. Just wondering if he had something to do with this. He handled the thing the other day quite well, by getting on base 3 times out of 4 and helping his team win a close game with division rivals and not getting mad, but gettign even. He got the last laugh. And he who laughs last doesn't get the joke.............. no wait, that doens't make sense. Well, you get what I mean.
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Postby Fireball Express » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:23 am

...or turn around and attack the catcher. The catcher has too much gear on so I think the unsuspecting 1B would be a better target.
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Postby Madison » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:25 am

CrazyPooja90 wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:I actually thought of this too at one time. Too funny.

I also think it would be funny if a player get's plunked, causally trots to first base, then sucker punches the firstbaseman.



:-D like Slugfest!


I was thinking the same thing. :-D

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Postby CrazyPooja90 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:26 am

...or if its a questionable called strike 3, the batter throw sa big fit, until he stomps off into the dugout in which he would dump a whole bag of baseballs on the field!





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Postby Andy1234 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:26 am

Why not throw at the leadoff hitter on the on-deck circle before the game starts?

No, wait that happened, remember Ben Christensen throwing at Anthony Molina and almost blinding him.
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:34 am

no it would be funny if RJ hurls a fastball at the 3rd or 1st base ump pretending that he is doing a pick off move
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