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Postby pomplona's finest » Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:23 pm

Okay lets say there were two teams assembled. Standard dodgeball rules apply except baseballs are used instead, which team wins?

Team 1

Jason Schimdt, Mariano Rivera, Hoyt Wilhelm, Ichrio, Richard Simmons, and the Anaheim Rally Monkey

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Randy Johnson, Eric Gagne, Bob Feller, Vlad Guerrero, and Jung Keun Bong, and Clifford the Big Red Dog
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Postby irishdude103 » Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:24 pm

team 2
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Postby pomplona's finest » Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:27 pm

and why?
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Postby DaQ » Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:45 pm

Team 2. Big Unit and Gagne beat out everyone, and considering they're both big/tall, they can get a good grip on the ball. Vlad has a cannon in RF. I don't know the other guys too well, but Clifford may be an ez target.

And BTW, how in the hell is the Rally Monkey gonna grab a standard-sized dogeball? Richard Simmons will take the ball and do a dancing aerobics exercise w/ it instead of peg it.
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Postby irishdude103 » Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:56 pm

DaQ wrote:Team 2. Big Unit and Gagne beat out everyone, and considering they're both big/tall, they can get a good grip on the ball. Vlad has a cannon in RF. I don't know the other guys too well, but Clifford may be an ez target.

And BTW, how in the hell is the Rally Monkey gonna grab a standard-sized dogeball? Richard Simmons will take the ball and do a dancing aerobics exercise w/ it instead of peg it.

not to mention Vlad
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Postby Tavish » Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:11 pm

Team 2

Team 1 has Richard Simmons who throws like Johnny Damon, a dead guy, and the most annoying mascot in all of baseball.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:32 pm

I'll take team 1....Schmidt and Rivera cancel out RJ and Gange....Hoyt has that nasty Knucker that nobody knows where it is going..thus can't get out of the way...Ichiro has enough speed to outrun Vlads throws...Anyone who looks at Richard Simmons would be blinded by the flashy out fit, thus unable to see where to throw the ball....and Rally Monkey could use his thunder sticks to knock anyball throw at him back at that big red fat ugly dog.... B-)
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:47 pm

team 2 because clifford the big red dog would just eat everybody up
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Postby pomplona's finest » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:59 pm

team 2 because clifford the big red dog would just eat everybody up


That would be breaking the rules, and beside the dog is very friendly.

And since this has been very one-sided lets say that Kelly Stinnett (royals backup catcher) and the taco bell dog join team 1.
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Postby irishdude103 » Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:01 pm

hmm, still team 2
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