Career Projections for Foppert

[DGroundhog]

I was considering adding him to my team. Is there a formula that will predict Fopperts career performances accurately? I would like to know start-by-start statistics for his future MLB career, who he will be pitching against, and the phase of the moon at each of his starts.

Also, please inform me of any extended injuries he will be getting and the date his trade value will be at it's absolute peak.

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