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Postby Andy1234 » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:06 am

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that f@#%in' pen!"
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Postby Madison » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:21 am

Hahahaha!!!! :-D
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Postby cwebb » Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:26 am

the truth can be so funny it hurts! :-)
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Postby LBJackal » Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:29 am

I see cwebb as the last poster in the general forum and come to the natural conclusion that the hottest females thread has been updated. All I can say is that I'm very disappointed :-t Now get to work :-D
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Postby KPucks » Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:53 am

LBJackal wrote:I see cwebb as the last poster in the general forum and come to the natural conclusion that the hottest females thread has been updated. All I can say is that I'm very disappointed :-t Now get to work :-D


LMAO!
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Postby Super GM » Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:56 am

LOL, I'll work on it later...Still got some requests to fulfill! :-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:01 am

LOL great one. ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:10 pm

lol
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:25 pm

lmao. :*)
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Postby pomplona's finest » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:00 pm

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