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Lets go Ice Fishing

Postby Andy1234 » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:50 am

There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing.
They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."
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Postby Madison » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:26 am

Somebody slap them! :-D :-b :*)
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:33 am

...so the Candian sold him the rest of his ice picks and helped him out by telling him that the best fishing was in the middle of the lake.
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Postby Super GM » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:47 am

Ouch! :*) :-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:04 am

lol
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Postby jumpman8288 » Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:50 pm

Ha, morons :-D
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Postby Fireball Express » Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:40 pm

Lol, my friend just bought a house in Alabama and he fishes. Gotta tell him this one.
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