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Postby pomplona's finest » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:53 pm

Wow I didn't know someone could build an addiction/dependency on tylenol.
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Postby thetongueofire » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:56 pm

3 steps to a nice sleep...

1.) watch a Giants-Dodgers game.
2.) call up your girlfriend and tell her how much you like her.
3. ) watch a chick flick. works every time. ;-)
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Postby Madison » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:16 pm

Fellow insomniac here. X-I
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby wrveres » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:25 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Try this


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Postby wrveres » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:27 pm

need to get to sleep ...
masturbate ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:34 pm

wrveres wrote:need to get to sleep ...
masturbate ;-D

yeah, i am guessing that if i do it long enough i will start to sweat and get tired :-? right.
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Postby pomplona's finest » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:16 am

So are you going to try everyone's methods?
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Postby wkelly91 » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:40 am

wrveres wrote:need to get to sleep ...
masturbate ;-D


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Postby Super GM » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:45 am

Try this:

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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:50 pm

ok i couldn't get to sleep last night so i put a fan right in front of me to see if that worked- nope it didn't

then i tried to get wasted but then i realized why would i want to have a nasty hangover tommorrow

then i went downstairs to watch TV, but you know how it is when you watch back to back sportscenter becasue they played it all that afternoon- i mean how many times do you wanna see the JR was homeless and then got help

then i have some cake

then i went on the comp and fell asleep here after two hours i woke up with a stiff neck and went to my room

but i just realized i sleep till like 12 30, and i can't do that so tommorrow i will try out sum more
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