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by **pomplona's finest** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:40 am

This may sound strange... but if teams actually had the literal interpretations of themselves, how would they fair?

EXAMPLE

Away Team - St. Louis Cardinals (a group of birds)

VS.

Home Team - Kansas City Royals (some kings, queens, etc.)

-since the royals are home it would be played in a castle.

btw I don't mean a baseball game, more of a last team standing type of thing.

In this match I think the pampered royalty would fall to the dangerous swooping attacks from the birds. Even in the friendly confines of a castle the redbirds would be too swift to stop.

Wow, this may very well be the worst post ever.

by **matmat** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:28 am

a friend of mine, who knows vary little about college basketball, filled out a bracket a couple of years back. In essence it was a rock-paper-scissors kind of a bracket based on mascots/nicknames.

animals beat inanimate objects (eg. fighting banana slugs would beat the trees)
humans beat animals + inanimate objects
superhumans/superheroes beat everything.

animal vs. animal follows the food chain
human vs. human follows relative strength etc
super-human same as human.

by **Madison** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:58 am

Cubs vs. Devil Rays winner would go to the home team. :-D

by **LBJackal** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:36 am

The Jays and Orioles would peck the eyes out of those pesky Yankees :-b

by **pomplona's finest** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:45 am

I was thinking that the Red Sox (socks) Vs. the Yankees (north-easterners) would have just about as even a rivalry as they have now.

by **wkelly91** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:47 am

The "Evil Empire" (Yankees) patriots lead by Evil white men, abuse, misuse, and destroy the poor native Americans: Braves and Indians :~(

by **cwebb** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:16 am

And what about White Sox vs Red Sox? :-?

by **LBJackal** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:35 am

I think the White Sox would win...... the Red Sox are just too old. They've been darned too many times.

by **Absolutely Adequate** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:26 am

This seems like the right place to ask: Where would the Expos fit into this whole thing?

And could anybody beat the Twins? There'd be twice as many of them. Maybe the Pirates. Yar.

by **slomo007** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:35 am

I think the Giants would crush everyone. But the Astros would be out of this world (cheesy joke O:-)

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