Nobody you'd be interested in.
~Willie "I Suck and Always Will" Bloomquist (.236/.267/.306)
~Justin "I'm Not a Shortstop but I did Stay at a Holiday Inn last night" Leone (good AAA numbers but played mostly 3B)
~Ramon "They Traded Carlos Guillen for Me?" Santiago (.143/.280/.190)
~Jose "I've Made 13 Errors Already at AAA" Lopez (.279/.331/.502 at Tacoma), who is a terrible fielder and has played about half the time at 3B.
Roger Angell: I was talking with Bob Gibson and I said: 'Are you always this competitive?' He said: 'Oh, I think so. I got a three-year old daughter, and I've played about 500 games of tic-tac-toe with her and she hasn't beat me yet.'