Dane Cook is absolutely hilarious. I wish I had that acid spit like the Aliens!!!
Norm Macdonald is an all time favorite.
Eddie Izzard is the funniest human being of all time. Period.
Denis Leary. No Cure For Cancer is THE classic comedy album.
George Carlin, Robin Williams, Chris Farley, Eddie Murphy, Don Rickles and Jon Stewart round out my best of the best list. Jon Stewart only makes this list because the Daily Show never fails to make me laugh my ass off. Oh and Margaret Cho easily claims the top female spot.