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by thetongueofire » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:17 pm
lol.
maybe Beckett and Derek Lowe should have a little "talk" about blisters.

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by MrGrimmFantasy » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:18 pm
If you've got to have someone piss on your hands who better than Leeann Tweeden?

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by josebach » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:33 pm
Suggesting that someone pisses on Beckett's hands was funny the first 50 times it was mentioned. Now it's just grown tiresome. Isn't it time to bury that joke already?
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by LBJackal » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:43 pm
Wouldn't R.Kelly's funjuice also be considered a foreign substance?

I wonder if it has to be his own to be considered natural. That would be some suspension

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by MikeD22 » Fri Jul 09, 2004 9:27 am
ocmusicjunkie wrote:I'm a tournament bowler. Everyone who bowls long-format tournaments gets blisters or cuts at EVERY event. We just use superglue to patch it up. Works like a charm, and it doesn't hurt as badly as it sounds. Someone needs to suggest this to Beckett.
Yeah, Baseball is a lot different from Bowling. Might as well give him some wide receiver gloves too.

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by john gardner » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:45 pm
At some point in the past, he got past the blisters. Seems simple enough to do whatever you did then!!

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by matmat » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:48 pm
he probably just forgets to put lotion on his hands once the blisters stop...
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by josebach » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:25 pm
Amazinz wrote:They did something last year because it was never a problem. At least not that I can remember so I wonder what is different this year that the problem returned.
Didn't he have a girlfriend last year?
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by ReginaldVelJohnson » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:27 pm
Blah, I kind of wish I hadn't traded Nate Robertson for him.
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