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Postby thetongueofire » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:17 pm

lol. :*)

maybe Beckett and Derek Lowe should have a little "talk" about blisters. :-b
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Postby MrGrimmFantasy » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:18 pm

If you've got to have someone piss on your hands who better than Leeann Tweeden? ;-D
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Postby josebach » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:33 pm

Suggesting that someone pisses on Beckett's hands was funny the first 50 times it was mentioned. Now it's just grown tiresome. Isn't it time to bury that joke already?
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:43 pm

Wouldn't R.Kelly's funjuice also be considered a foreign substance? :-? I wonder if it has to be his own to be considered natural. That would be some suspension 8-o
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Postby MikeD22 » Fri Jul 09, 2004 9:27 am

ocmusicjunkie wrote:I'm a tournament bowler. Everyone who bowls long-format tournaments gets blisters or cuts at EVERY event. We just use superglue to patch it up. Works like a charm, and it doesn't hurt as badly as it sounds. Someone needs to suggest this to Beckett.


Yeah, Baseball is a lot different from Bowling. Might as well give him some wide receiver gloves too. :-?
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Postby john gardner » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:45 pm

At some point in the past, he got past the blisters. Seems simple enough to do whatever you did then!! B-)
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Postby matmat » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:48 pm

he probably just forgets to put lotion on his hands once the blisters stop...
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Postby Amazinz » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:48 pm

john gardner wrote:At some point in the past, he got past the blisters. Seems simple enough to do whatever you did then!! B-)

They did something last year because it was never a problem. At least not that I can remember so I wonder what is different this year that the problem returned.
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Postby josebach » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:25 pm

Amazinz wrote:They did something last year because it was never a problem. At least not that I can remember so I wonder what is different this year that the problem returned.


Didn't he have a girlfriend last year?
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Postby ReginaldVelJohnson » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:27 pm

Blah, I kind of wish I hadn't traded Nate Robertson for him.
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